Last night I dreamed I was at school, and in a loose parody of the time when a Christian rock band played in our school hall everyday for a week & my friend Alex kept asking them if they liked Bad Religion, Bad Religion were actually playing!

Although my dreamscape actually seems to have come up with The Offspring featuring Greg Graffin & the music of Bad Religion. Stupid subconscious, don’t you know anything?

Anyway it was wild and I was the only person dancing and singing along and everyone else was a loser. When the rest of the school left I stayed behind and made requests, I even got a cover of The Offsprings Self Esteem and Beheaded so Greg could have a break as he’s getting on a bit - even though dream Greg was the hot young version from their performance of Infected on Letterman in 1994.

Afterwards, because I’m assuming I’ve confused my own life with the lives of well off fictional 90s characters - although I could be wrong, I don’t remember my own teenage years quite as well as the teenage years of most fictional characters - my friends maid came to tell me that I’d changed and I was becoming a really negative person, and this made me so happy that I woke up smiling!